oh my god odo and quark are literally stranded on a planet together, this IS A FANFIC.
THIS SHOW IS FANFIC FOR ITSELF.
Sadly, it didn’t end with them making out and pledging their love for each other.
I mean what
If Moffat goes and takes away the Time War from Eight, I will go to IKEA, buy all of their tables/desks, assemble them, and even after days-on-end of assembly and blistered fingers and cramps and missing screws and dowels, I will still have enough rage to flip all of those said tables/desks.