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People! The first Mario Kart game game out for Super Nintendo 21 YEARS AGO TODAY! Super Mario Kart was the first time we got to fall into infinite space off the seizure-inducing Rainbow Road. So, we really had no choice but to make this powerful, colorful, easy-to-spill drink:
Rainbow Road (Super Mario Kart Cocktail)
- 4 oz. orange juice
- ½ oz. gin
- ⅓ oz. grenadine
- ⅓ oz. rum
- 3 oz. vodka
- Two splashes blue Curacao
Mix orange juice and gin together and pour them into the glass. Then, stir the rum and grenadine together and pour it slowly down the side of the glass - it should settle at the bottom, turning the bottom red and the area immediately above it orange. Mix the vodka and blue Curacao together and then layer it on top of the orange juice. The top should remain blue, but some should settle down to create a green layer. Like Super Mario Kart's toughest course, this drink may be difficult to finish.
In addition to taking our inaugural drifts around Rainbow Road, on September 1, 1992 we triggered boos and lightning bolts, played as Koopa Troopa and Bowser, and tied balloons to our karts and shot each other with shells FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. The original game is still a ton of fun, but it’s great to see how much those basic elements have evolved over the last 21 years.
Here, have a taste of the madness! (video below):
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A bathtub shaped like a teacup.
A. Bathtub. Shaped. Like. A. Teacup.
This fun little tea infuser helps you make the perfect brew—just put your favorite loose tea inside the compartment, and submerge! Made with dishwasher safe, heat resistant silicone.
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Ooooh! I LOVE IT ALREADY! CAN I HAVE IT NOW?