Destiel
Just realised my new Spiderman underwear has an excellent bonus. When I unzip my pants it looks like Peter Parker is spying on the room from a perch on my fly.
If I was a guy, I would name my cock ee cummings and have “just so long and long enough” tattoed right above it.
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS, DEAN
IDEA INSPIRED BY MANANG-WICOL
dekuku submitted:
I think the last time I used this reference was to draw Castiel naked but now I know that it has been put to a better cause.
you are actually my favorite person in the entire world
(via crimsonminion)
The Great Wall of Vagina by Jamie McCartney. The Great Wall of Vagina is a 9 metre long sculpture made of 400 plaster casts of vulvas, all of them unique, arranged into ten large panels. The age range of the women is from 18 to 76. Included are mothers and daughters, identical twins, transgendered men and women as well as a woman pre- and post- natal and another one pre- and post- labiaplasty.
And then there’s this.
no, no… why is this book happening…
GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVELFrom the author of “Apeshit”.
THIS
SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF BOOK
I want this book so I can read it in public
i know who would be perfect for this job
(via moraniarty)
jesus tapdancing christ.TARDIS dildo.
what the fuck is going on internet
I could make a vortex joke but that would be too much.
no no no, the joke to make here is the ‘bigger on the inside’ joke.
Distinguished sociologist Erving Goffman noted that women in photographs are often portrayed in compromising or submissive situations such as having the head turned upwards to expose the neck or in a contorted stances often with light self-touching. Such poses invite the gaze of the viewer and make the subject of the photograph seem vulnerable and exposed to sexualization.
(via joannaestep)
